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Sunday, September 30, 2012

From Hos to Housewives – Secrets of “Keepers” Exposed in NEW BOOK

Are you a Keeper?  The fast life summons with flashing lights, eyes of admiration and glorified diamond encrusted pedestals for the most enticing women of the night.  Flowing streams of endorsement deals, paydays that rival the revenues of small corporations and international platforms which position alluring sex symbols to be worshiped and adored by millions of fans.  The game is no longer just a game, but big business.  The Poor Ho, Rich Ho volumes penned by underground flesh provocateur Lair Haven go beyond the glorified entertainment taglines into the underlying motivations and business tactics which make the game not really a game at all.  Then he goes deeper.

Curvaceous legs, entrancing bosoms embodied in fleshly masterpieces with eyes that echo the souls of Heaven and Hell.  From the red district to authentic red bottoms, hos walks through paths which rival mind boggling mazes of truths living lives that domesticated women secretly dream of, but cannot openly admit.  Poor Ho, Rich Ho: From Hos to Housewives is the second offering from the author of Poor Ho, Rich Ho: Modern Women of the New Pimp Game.  

The second volume takes readers through the green pastures of envy and the Gossip Machine, the mindsets of top Rich Hos, the psychological profiles of tricks, the business of branding top female hustlers, explains the 10 Rich Ho Principles and then addresses the complicated process of how top rich hos become housewives.  The game is told and sold.  Any ho reading this book will learn how to get what she wants from men and the business of YOU, Inc.

If you think you are a Keeper, consider this The Rich Ho Testament.         

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Fuck You? Pay Me?

True story, a waitress at a bar and grill spot walks up to a group of four gorgeous women out celebrating their respective promotions.  The women, all in their early 30s, take a minute to acknowledge the waitress as each of them are sharing details of their successful salary negotiation tactics.  One woman's name is Rachel, she'd just made partner at her law firm.  After a few moments the waitress looks at Rachel and says, "Congratulations miss, the gentleman at the bar sends his congrats as well, thinks you are very beautiful and has invited you to go ahead and buy him a drink to celebrate."  The four women sat in silence, eyeing the bright-eyed waitress in disbelief.  "Are you serious?" Rachel asked.

"I'm just the messenger," the waitress responded, sensing tension.

"You tell that very handsome man over there that I'll pay for his drink if he pays for our entire tab tonight- and we're not done drinking.  Go tell him that!"

Rachel and her three girlfriends watch the waitress walk back over to the man then deliver the message.  The man looks at their table, then shakes his head in disbelief, gets up and leaves.  Rachel looks at her three friends and says, "See, that's what I'm contending with!  I make well over six figures a year, have my own home and properties, drive a new model Mercedes and work my ass off.  I don't need a man for shit but I still can't find one to be with.  That motherfucka wouldn't even buy me a drink?  What the fuck?"

Rachel's story is the tale for many successful, attractive career women.  Though eye catching and available, you'd be surprised how many of them have dating troubles.  I get hundreds of emails from women asking the exact same question, "Why don't men pick up the tabs for women anymore?"

There are 10 reasons why men do not pay, today I'll share 3 just to let you draw some conclusions of your own as well.

  1. Changing times.  Women have climbed the ladder of success since the Suffrage Movement.  Today many women make just as much or more money than men.  Ironically, men are aware of this fact.
  2. Ms. Independent.  Congrats to this "persona" for letting men off the hook.  She makes money, can pay her own bills, is loved by Beyonce and Ne-Yo, tells men all the time that she does not need anyone!  Guess what?  Men believe her.
  3. Poor Ho Syndrome.  It's not that men don't pay for things anymore, they just do not pay for YOU.  Some of you dames just don't act, look or even think you are worth a price.  You want to be "priceless" in the eyes of men because you are scared of the effects of money!  This means that you have subliminally concluded that men view money as an obstacle to you.  So you pretend that money means nothing to you as if cash is an evil spirit.  You try NOT to act like a gold digger so men won't look at you as a "user."  You want to be viewed as genuine, compassionate and supportive so you don't ask much of men other than kind words and companionship.  You tell men you don't want much in hopes that they will give you more out of the goodness of their hearts and their demonstrated "love" or "lust" for you.  In other words, if you can get a man to give more than kind words and companionship, into the realm of gifts and even financial support without you ever really asking for such things- these men validate you on multiple levels.  It says to you that you are worth it, you have influence and that the man did it because he wanted to.  I've seen countless relationships end with women saying, "I never asked for you to spend all that money on me!"  While the guy is screaming, "What about the money I gave you, the car, the rent or mortgage payment, the jewelry...did you think I was just doing that shit for free?"  Poor Ho syndrome ends badly.  It's nothing more than an attempt by women of this type to draw men into their fantasy (without telling men) of being chosen, worth something, all validated by men doing emotional and financial favors without ever being asked by women.  It's a chaotic illusion.  How "romantic" that thought must be.  Yet when things do not happen, Poor Ho syndrome leaves a woman asking, "How can I get men to do financially relevant favors for me?"  It's like they set the Poor Ho bed and are stuck lying in it for free!  From my Rich Hos to you....
Rich Ho Cold Hard facts:
  1. Start High, Sell High: Rich hos don't even look like they don't cost money.  Men understand from the start that they need to impress.  These women wear entitlement complexes gracefully.  When the check comes to the table they don't offer to pay, look at their purses or even bother to check the tab to see how much dinner and drinks are.  They order without checking with their date what the "budget" is.  If a man dares ask them to pay half of anything, that will be the last question he gets to ask.
  2. Men Pay.  Rich Hos know that when a man is impressed, he works hard to impress.  If not you, it will be another bitch he deems worth his time and money.  When with a man ask him who his dream date or celebrity crush is.  He will share the names of gorgeous women.  Then ask yourself, "Would he tell her to pay half of the bill?"  No he would not.  So why is he asking you to pay?  Rich women know this.  These women position themselves on a pedestal.  Poor Hos wait to be placed on one by men via kind words and companionship but find out where they stand when the bill comes and he says, "You got this one right?" 
  3. Truth Frees.  "I don't pay on dates.  That's just not how I am."  Simple, direct and unapologetic.  Rich Hos can say this without a lump in their throat in fear that men will go away and find a cheaper broad.  Rich Hos know they are worth it.  They set the precedence and never negotiate their stance on this issue.  Poor Hos doubt their ability to live up to expectations men have that don't mind pulling out the plastic (that's credit card for you dumb hos out there).  

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Home of the Reality Movement: Wives and Long-Time Girlfriends Pay Attention

Home of the Reality Movement: Wives and Long-Time Girlfriends Pay Attention: A controversial book titled Poor Ho, Rich Ho: Women of the Modern Pimp Game was released last year.  Initially the book was written as a bri...

Wives and Long-Time Girlfriends Pay Attention

A controversial book titled Poor Ho, Rich Ho: Women of the Modern Pimp Game was released last year.  Initially the book was written as a brief introduction to the lifestyle of women living the fast life.  Interpret "fast life" however you wish.  Ironically, in July 2012 Anderson Cooper aired a show titled Extreme Groupies vs. Basketball Wives.  A woman named "Stephanie" from BallerAlert.com was also on the show.  The same website also ran a blog story titled Poor Ho, Rich Ho: Know Your Target Audience based on my book.

For the past month I've been fielding questions from mostly Wives and Girlfriends about this book. What I've gathered is one thing: The Hos are indeed winning and Wives and Girlfriends are looking for tips on how to get back in the game!

One woman wrote: "I went to school, got educated, stayed out of trouble and got married to my college sweetheart who then had an affair with a woman that reminds me of one of those Basketball Wife groupies!  I'm sitting here asking myself, what am I doing wrong?"

Another wife wrote me after reading the book and said, "I think the difference between married women like me and the women you describe in your book, is that us married women and girlfriends have too much pride.  We were taught to make men chase us and prove they deserve our affections.  Our men got sick of it and started being open to women who were willing to chase them, compliment them, tell them 'thank you', dress up for them and make them feel special.  Sadly, in most marriages and long time relationships, women take men for granted and stop looking good, dressing up and even flirting with our men.  This book showed me, that if I don't, some other ho will.  So I'm trying to get back in touch with my own inner ho now (LOL)!!!"

Like I said...every woman has some ho in her.  Perhaps the hos are winning because they represent a part of womanhood that has been stifled and restricted.  Surprisingly, it's not men that judge and condemn hos, women do the best job of destroying each other in this arena.  Maybe it's time for a truce?

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Red, White and Blue...Coming Soon

Fresh from traveling abroad and expanding the reality movement, I'm back stateside with a game-changing new book series: Red, White and Blue.

For new readers, I am Lair Haven author of the best selling Poor Ho, Rich Ho: Modern Women of the New Pimp Game.  Entrepreneur and entertainment kingmaker, the underground reality movement is emerging into the sort of truth that can't be denied any longer.

October 1, 2012 marks the release of my next offering in the Poor Ho, Rich Ho series:


Candid, raw and most of all insightful, THE RED BOOK is for the discerning woman that want the effective truth on how to best be a star in their world.  No judgments, no bullshit, no room for the timid.  My readers live by their own set of rules and judge success by outcomes.

I had a woman tell me that money can't buy you love.  So I told her, "Your love can't pay your damn mortgage either.  Every tried paying a down payment on a new piece of property with a hug?  The ladies I know have and they told me to tell you that your hugs ain't worth a damn but a theirs helped them buy summer homes."

I'm just sayin...